Ten Secrets About Men

Wow! Ten secrets abot men! I got it from Esquire Magz! Check it out, gals! ;))

1. You don't want to be judged for your looks; we don't want to be judged for our
wallets. Unless we're ugly and have lots of money. Then it's OK.
2. You're not the only person who likes to be called "sexy."
3. Saying "I love you" is a major step in a man's life. That's why we wait for you
to take that step first.
4. We are not being cheap when we make $35,000 a year and can't afford to pay every
single date. We are merely being practical.
5. A guy who spends too much time in the gym is making up for something else that's
lacking. Unfortunately, you can't figure out what it is until it's too late.
6. Don't get mad at us because we don't remember what you were wearing on our first
date, or the angle of the light during our first kiss. We were probably drunk.
7. You're good in bed if you make us feel like stallions.
8. Jealousy isn't a sign that you love us more, it's a sign that you trust us less.
9. Hanging up on us is a surefire way to make sure we go to bed mad.
10. We're sorry. Whatever it is, we're sorry